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Stephanie Pierson is fresh off a divorce from the man who has got to have the smallest dick in the world. After wasting ten years of her life with him and his hag of a mother who forgot where the scissors were and never got around to cutting the navel string, she’s had it with being a doormat. Now she’s free and on the prowl for anything nine inches or better. She has a promise to keep dang it, and she aims to keep it. She and her best friend made a pact. If they’re both single at thirty-five, one of them will find her a man to breed with, and the other will be the aunty. This way, they don’t have to grow old alone. And since Nat can’t have children, it’s up to Steph, but time is running out.

Mace Donovan, a nightclub owner and entrepreneur, is not looking for any entanglements right now. He’d given up on finding his perfect woman. A sweet curvy woman who can get dirty in the bedroom but can still whip up a meal in the kitchen. He’s tired of paying thirty dollars for lettuce to wine and dine some chick, then to take her home and rub their bones together for five minutes because that’s as long as his interest will last. So his head was on business, and the fact that he’d just wired his club for sound and surveillance when he walked in that night and overheard the vivacious plus-size beauty at the bar talking about his dick.