Welp, here we are again, another holiday is on the horizon and the year is almost at an end. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to see what the new year brings. With that said, there are a few things I would like to get off my chest. I’ll try to keep this clean as I embark on a new cuss free lifestyle, snort ( for that to work every azzhole from here to eternity would have to be dead, and twatwaffles will have to be no more) I digress. As I was saying, there are some things that need to be addressed before we hit 2021. First, I do not care which antichrist you freaks choose to rule over you, not my circus not my fuquing orangutan, so stay out of my inbox with the fuckery. Second, I am not now nor will I ever be a therapist. I do not have the patience to deal with people’s assholery. If you ask me a question expecting me to side with you when you know your azz is wrong, do not try me. Between perimenopause and my natural instinct to be bitchy, you’re not going to like what I have to say. Keep your cheating azz out of my inbox thanks. Third, you Sunday Christians that somehow found me and think it is your mission in life to save me, kick rocks, you hypocrites. As you sit around your holiday table this year celebrating Christ, please tell him how you feel about his children that are locked away in cages in your Christian society, a practice that some of you condone by the looks of it, and come back and tell me what He says. Don’t try removing the perceived beam from my eye when you have a whole log cabin in yours.
It’s been more than seven years since I published Lyon’s Crew, more than four since I left facefuq and a little more than one since I’ve been on twitfuq, and still some things can’t leave my name out their mouths, dafuq is you on? If I was paying for all the space I rent in your head I’d be broke, get a grip. In case anyone has missed it over the years, if you come at me with negativity I don’t give a fuq, now sod off.
I hope that I have covered everything but the wine might have clouded my judgment. If there’s anything I missed I will be sure to remind anyone who thinks it’s a good idea to try me. To my beautiful butterflies, thank you for hanging in there with me. I hope the coming year brings you everything you deserve. You caterpillars that keep crawling in on your bellies get bent
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Angela J Holmes said:
There’s the Jordan that I know and love keeping it 💯!!! Happy holidays
Ann-Marie Nelson said:
I just love you!! You call it like you see it and it’s fantastic! Thank you. Have a Happy Christmas and New year ❤️
Anonymous said:
LOL, I would like to say a lot of that to a few people, but, I dont have the right”word finding” ability as you do..Enjoy your wine and the Holidays!
Tracy said:
You are the best. Have a happy and healthy holiday. Love you mamma b
Dawn said:
You go girl!! Best Author I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. Been reading romance novels for over 30 years……and YOU my dearest Jordan are my No. 1…so ROCK ON 🎸
Anonymous said:
Who is the yardie ……. a lot of Brit coloquisms
ravyn360 said:
Love your books, love your attitude. People don’t like it well they can suck big donkey d**k.
redzwiv said:
You made my day…LOL
Stephanie Wilson said:
I love you Momma B. You tell it how it is and don’t give a shit about what anyone says. I will always be a loyal follower because your mind is a wonderful place to visit. Fuq all the haters.
Fabiola Cadet-Destil said:
I Agree With Whatever You Said, How Dare These Numbskulls Is Still Bothering You? Don’t They Have Anything Better To Do? Whoever You Are, Get Bent!! And Leave Jordan Silver The Freak Alone, She’s The Nicest Person I Know, For You To Continue To Bother Her Like This Shows That You’re A Very Disturb Demented Individual. Love You Jordan And Happy Holidays And A Very Happy New Year, Just In Case We Don’t Get To Talk🥰
Melissa R Saylor said:
You go girl, you tell them. I happen to love your craziness. I am a faithful follower and will keep being one. I hope you have an amazing holiday.
Katie Cannon said:
I totally love how you don’t GIVE A SHIT what anyone thinks about you or what you write!!!! I totally want to be just like you when I grow up!!!
Carrie said:
Love you and your work. I am so sorry you have to deal this crap. If someone doesn’t like a book, just move on. And no one should try to convert you to a different religion. Christians can be so hypocritical at times.
Anonymous said:
Love this rant!
Ana said:
Ola beautiful butterfly
Lizzz said:
Say it LOUDER FOR THEM Sunday “Christians” in the back! Speak Mama B! Shall I adjust your Mic? I know.. I’ll order a newer soap box..so you can truly stand to these twatwaffles… Merry Christmas.. and Happy New Year.. don’t let these heifers get to you.. tell them to Sod off!!
coonazz59 said:
Hey Mama B , You are woman and I heard your mighty roar ! Those twatwaffles are very jelly of you . My Holy Ghost knows their evil hearts .
Anthea Fortuin said:
Good for you. People should learn to keep their noses out of other people’s buzwax. Happy holidays to you
Mariel said:
Say that shit!
Tania said:
🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
Fa said:
AMEN!!!!!!!
booklove150908385 said:
you go girlie kick sum arse 😆 *vodka and lemonade*