A Walk On The Wild Side

March 4, 2020

Yesterday as an adult female I had my fourth ever visit in life to a dentist office. The first time I went I was in my early thirties and never had an issue until a wayward goat meat bone broke one of my wisdom teeth in half. That was a few weeks before I went full vegan because I swore the animal population was on the attack because of my carnivorous ways. Anyhow, back to this latest visit. Some years later that same goat has come back to haunt me, why did I eat that shit? I hadn’t meant to, I think I was fasting or fighting with my husband about something that entailed me not wanting to eat the damn curried goat but somehow my greedy ass ended up shoving it in my face and then snap crack there went my tooth. After the hell that was having a wisdom tooth pulled was over I had no intentions on ever sitting my ass in that torture chair ever again and having to pay his ass to do it too. If I was into that shit I’d have hubby smack me in the mouth with a hammer for free. But again I digress…it’s been many years since that tooth was pulled and things were doing fine until one day a few months ago i felt something growing in that spot. Now mind you, I’m way past the point where my teeth should be growing back…or so I thought. That damn blasted goat isn’t done with me yet. Only two percent of people in the world has something called supernumerary teeth, that’s when the tooth grows back. Guess who is part of that 2%, yep you guessed it. ME. Ain’t this a twit! So today I’m hopped up on the good-good, all legal of course and I don’t know my head from my ass so I’ll catch you all later. On a lighter note, I got my new butterfly pillows.

 

 

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  1. Becci said:

    I’m so sorry you are going through this 😞 I’m glad your hubby made you go, regardless of you not wanting to 🤪❤️❤️❤️ I’m 37 and a dang wisdom tooth is coming in too 🙄

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  2. Malissa said:

    Sorry to hear that. Hope all is well soon. Beautiful pillows ❤

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  3. Bea said:

    I’m so sorry you’ve been suffering. As a child I spent far too much time sitting in the dreaded dentist’s chair being tortured by this sadistic man who my mother thought was wonderful. (He wasn’t.) I’ve never had any wisdom teeth but I always feel for anyone who’s had an unpleasant time at the dentist. I hope you recover soon. Just keep admiring your cushions! xx

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    1. Jordan Silver Post author said:

      They were my only solace but my husband the sneak took them off somewhere and since I feel like the leaning tower of Pisa every time I stand up I can’t go after them. I think only sadist go to dental school snort

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  4. Rosa Newton said:

    I would have freaked if I felt a growth and found out I was part of that group. But on the bright side…u will always be able to eat hard foods that others can’t as they get older.

    Hmmm…now that I think about it old like to be part of your group.

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    1. Jordan Silver Post author said:

      lol the sadistic dentist already yanked it out

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  5. Susie Dees said:

    I am so sorry that you had to go through MORE dental chair torture! I hate the dentist. Having extra teeth is a hassle, isn’t it? I grew a second set of upper canine teeth while I was in junior high. Not only were there jokes about “my 2 front teeth”, I also got called a vampire (LONG before Twilight or True Blood ever existed!). It was an interesting experience.

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Jordan Silver is the author of more than 150 romance novels and novellas featuring over the top alpha males and the women who love them. She also writes young adult and new adult fiction under the pen name Cami York, BDSM Romance under Jasmine Starr and Polygamous romance under Tiffany Lordes.

 

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